I've been Googlized!

I have to say, for a benign search engine, google seems to have a very poor impression of yours truly. Googlism.com is a site where you can enter in your name and find out "what google thinks of you!" Here are some gems from my results:

susan smith is a child murderer
susan smith is still scheming in prison
susan smith is innocent
susan smith is helping pc candidate wendy kinsella win a seat in the legislature
susan smith is committed to making indiana a better place to live
susan smith is no longer the woman who pushed her two children to a watery grave and calculated a story of a ruthless black carjacker to cover her tracks
susan smith is indeed a monster
susan smith is making deceptive statements and would immediately warrant further investigation
susan smith is no medea
susan smith is a freelance writer in quesnel
susan smith is found not guilty by reason of insanity
susan smith is smart in every area
susan smith is riding the wave of the newest trend in car accessories
susan smith is not your ordinary landowner
susan smith is guilty of anything
susan smith is doing remarkably well
susan smith is a greek tragedy
susan smith is entered in both the 400 metres hurdles and 100 metres hurdles and may decide to compete in both but the 100 metres event may be her choice
susan smith is asking for as much as $126
susan smith is obviously mentally unstable and the victim of sexual abuse as a child

Sheesh, a girl can't go out of her house anymore...