Joe Millionaire on Post-War Iraq Scenario

(no, that headline was not a mistake)
Semi-Millionaire golden boy Evan Marriott puts on his foreign-policy cap to come up with an innovative new plan for the troubled Middle East after a potential war with Iraq:

"I think we ought to turn Iraq into Arab Disney," the $19,000-a-year construction worker recently told an E! Online TV columnist named Kristin. "We got Japanese Disney, we got Euro Disney. ... What's wrong with Arab Disney? It'd be a great place for Aladdin."

And he and Zora could step in as "Beauty and the Beast" I guess...