Belief-o-Matic

After spending the afternoon staring blankly at my empty can of Pringles and pondering my faith, I determined that I cannot answer difficult questions about my beliefs without guidance. I turned to my trusty friend, the internet, and dialed up the ol' Belief-o-Matic and plugged in my answers. My results? I am fully a Secular Humanist, apparently. My Roman Catholicism comes in at #27. Waaay below neo-pagan, which is a mystery to me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to tap into my #4 and churn some butter.

The full results:
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (92%)
4. Liberal Quakers (89%)
5. Nontheist (73%)
6. Neo-Pagan (67%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (65%)
8. New Age (61%)
9. Reform Judaism (60%)
10. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (58%)
11. Taoism (54%)
12. New Thought (53%)
13. Bahá'í Faith (52%)
14. Scientology (50%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (48%)
16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (45%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (42%)
18. Sikhism (41%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (38%)
20. Jehovah's Witness (31%)
21. Jainism (31%)
22. Islam (25%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (25%)
24. Hinduism (25%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (23%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
27. Roman Catholic (18%)