Wednesday, March 12, 2003

That'll show 'em!

House cafeterias change names for 'french' fries and 'french' toast to "freedom" fries and "freedom" toast. Glad to see our nation's statesmen are on top of the problem, here. I wonder if I have to start freedom kissing my boyfriend? America is so retarded. We're rename food items that were arbitrarily named French in the first place. In fact, I believe it was far more annoying to the French that their nationality was ever applied to these foods. A far better barb would have been to rename *all* our crap American food after them. Get yer Filet'o'France with a side of Jalapeno ParisPoppers!


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