Hell has frozen over

And I got a job interview. My loved ones, concerned for my well-being have offered advice:

From Mom:
-Don't wear a suit that makes you look like a man.
-Go to church.

From Steven:
-Wash your feet.
-Wear underwear.

From Mark, stalwart supporter of the non-profit sector:
-Do they actually pay or is this some pro bono nonsense?