As usual, I'm here to bring you the very latest hip-hop news. In other words, you all probably already know this. BUT, I for one was disappointed to learn that Ol' Dirty Bastard is changing his name to Dirt McGirt upon his upcoming release from a New York mental institution. Not even the promise of the new Dirt McGirt clothing line is enough to cheer me up. And I don't even know what to say about his upcoming launch of an underwear line to be called "Ol' Dirty Drawers," except: "No, Kriston. No."