Open Brackets has a very amusing version of the NYT bestseller list. My favorite of course, is:
9. You Are Wrong - C. Hitchens
But I also liked:
19. Shopping for boxer shorts and chips on a Friday night after doing work not as compelling as it could have been. But what is compelling? And then remembering you’d invited people to your house* for I suppose what you could call a party (and maybe dip, because you’d already bought the chips anyway) but you’re not really in the mood, and it’s mostly because there’s this girl you think you might want to get to know better but don’t want to go on a whole exclusive date with (her).*If you could only remember who they were because you’ve got a lot on your mind, and you just got a really crap haircut, and it’s not always easy to talk about because… - D. Eggers
9. You Are Wrong - C. Hitchens
But I also liked:
19. Shopping for boxer shorts and chips on a Friday night after doing work not as compelling as it could have been. But what is compelling? And then remembering you’d invited people to your house* for I suppose what you could call a party (and maybe dip, because you’d already bought the chips anyway) but you’re not really in the mood, and it’s mostly because there’s this girl you think you might want to get to know better but don’t want to go on a whole exclusive date with (her).*If you could only remember who they were because you’ve got a lot on your mind, and you just got a really crap haircut, and it’s not always easy to talk about because… - D. Eggers
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