Winner of the Article That Should Under No Circumstances Be Read by Kriston if He Want to Keep His Blood Pressure Down:

Salon's lead article today, Habla usted Clear Channel?
The blurb:
If the FCC allows the two biggest Spanish-language media companies in the U.S. to merge, it'll create a media conglomerate that will dwarf all competitors -- and could help GOP-friendly radio titan Clear Channel deliver Hispanic votes for Bush in '04.