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damn. Has Dallas gotten hipper since the days of scorn, or do I just miss my ol' friends? They took me to a bar that filled my old-school craving for the clash, the ramones, and the velvet underground all at once with an adam-endorsed scotch to wash them down. Either way, Happy Day of Proclamation of Russia's State Sovereignty Birthday to me.


Inside joke of the night:
"Pardon me. I was metaphorically cleaning my penis."