Revised plans for weekend

A) Canoe down the Potomac Attempt to see play in unfamiliar neighborhood
B) Slug down booze Fail to see play because theater is in terrifying neighborhood, and you are by yourself on foot
C) Finish biography of Lenin [check!]
D) Eat leftover Chinese food with cold hot dogs Endure vulgar catcalls from motorists as you walk away from theater along the side of highway, past decrepit trucker's motel
E) All of the above at the same time Take very long walk home, happen upon outdoor screening of Mary Poppins, return metaphorically to womb and have a nice evening after all.