As usual, the Poorman destroys my most considered arguments with insightful, undeniable pillars of logical reasoning. In this post, he notes that the real reason we needed to take Udai and Qusai alive (or Ebay and Eefquay, as he calls them) is so that they coud answer the most pressing questions of the day:

"where are the WMD?", "are they hidden in your beards?", and "why did Saddam name you in Pig Latin?"

I concede.