Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be homos
From the Washington Post:
"Compassionate" Conservative Rick Santorum speaking to GQ Magazine about what he would say if one of his children confessed homosexual urges:
"I have temptations, as we all do, all the time, to do things we shouldn't do. Whether we have that disposition because of environmental factors, genetic factors, whatever, it doesn't mean you have to submit. We are people of free will and free choices."
Translation, for those not fluent in politicalese:
"Boy, if I ever catch you with one 'a them namby pamby nancy boys, you're gonna be suckin' the business end 'a mah double-barrel shotgun."