I am sneaking away from my now massive and inestimable responsibilities to bring you the following information (and assure you that I am not dead):
--I fully endorse the introduction of "Extra Strong Coffee" to the break room. It looks like fucking tar. Tally-ho!
--Welcome to D.C., Lauren. One million heart-felt thanks for the gift of Kerbey Queso which I am desperately trying to ration out, but which is also quite rapidly disappearing. You and your friends should come to the Carlsonics show Friday night at the Black Cat to see some local talent. I'll DRIVE!
--Kriston won't tell you this, but he's charmed the socks off his interviewer and has an editing test soon. Is DC ready for the Grammar Police?