Friday, August 08, 2003

There's gossip around the blogosphere suggesting that Gen. Clark might make an announcement soon that he's running for pres, and it got me all a-twitter. Aside from his exemplary qualities that I've exhaustively listed in posts past, and aside from the fact that he's flat-out got the best chance to charm the socks off America and beat Bush, I would also like to point out that he appears to have completely, thoroughly, and oh jesus, refreshingly mastered the art of subject-verb agreement. Try to imagine with me, if you will, a day when we can listen to a man say:
"Are our families secure? Are our jobs secure? Are our retirements secure? Security is a lot more than being safe on the subway."

Rather than:
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"


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