My office, 12:30pm
Secretary: You hear about John Ritter?
Receptionist: No, who's John Ritter?
Secretary: You know, that Three's Company guy?
Receptionist: Oh yeah. What about him?
Secretary: He died last night!
Receptionist: [Gasp!] No! Oh no! Really???? Oh my!
I don't know which is worse: that she was rattled to the core by the death of a man she couldn't identify 10 seconds earlier, or that they completely missed the far more grievous loss of the Man in Black.