My office, 12:30pm

Secretary: You hear about John Ritter?

Receptionist: No, who's John Ritter?

Secretary: You know, that Three's Company guy?

Receptionist: Oh yeah. What about him?

Secretary: He died last night!

Receptionist: [Gasp!] No! Oh no! Really???? Oh my!


I don't know which is worse: that she was rattled to the core by the death of a man she couldn't identify 10 seconds earlier, or that they completely missed the far more grievous loss of the Man in Black.