Saturday afternoon, over a beer

ME: So my hairdresser was saying that he can't stand modern art that seems like it's all shock value. He said he hates that one artist that smeared feces all over the virgin mary. The Shit Mary, or whatever it's called. I couldn't remember why you thought it was good, so I had no response.

K: Oh I don't think Shit Mary is any good. It's poorly executed.

ME: Really? I thought you liked that one.

K: No, no. That was Piss Christ.

ME: Oh. Yeah.