New, updated list of
Things My Obsession With America's Next Top Model is Causing Me to Miss:
1. Paul Auster reading from his newest book. (last week)
2. State of the Union Adress (this week)
Somehow, I don't feel much guilt about this choice. The choice between hearing borderline anorexics despair over their non-problems and hearing the word "nookyular" ever again in my lifetime is a no-brainer.