It has come to this

From the Washington Post entertainment guide today:

Super Tuesday Viewing Party: "There are certain things that make me shake my head and say 'Only in Washington.' A 'Super Tuesday Viewing Party' at a bar and movie theater is pretty high on that list. John Kerry fans, John Edwards supporters, disgruntled Deanies, Republican operatives and politicos at large are all invited down to Visions on Tuesday, March 2, where they can watch the results from 10 Democratic primaries roll in on movie screens and smaller televisions in the Bar Noir lounge. Drink specials -- $2 PBR, $3 rail drinks, etc. -- will be available if and when you need them."

Motherofchrist. I need a vacation.