Melody of Certain Damaged Pitchfork Reviers

Somebody over at Pitchfork doth protest too much:

Blonde Redhead's last three albums were released stateside on Touch & Go Records. Their most recent, 2000's Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons, is a favorite amongst 20-30 year-old female indie rockers the world over. Memorize this tracklist and play your cards right at any of these shows if you wanna get knee deep in some Cyndi Lauper-looking headcase.

Not nice! There are lots of really great, well adjusted girls out there who like Blonde Redhead. And anyway, that was Stacey Q I was going for, not Cyndi Lauper.