According to this Salon blurb, Osama bin Laden "narrowly escaped capture by French troops working with American forces in Afghanistan."

Can you fathom anything more catastrophic for the bravado and bluster of our man in Washington than bin Laden being captured by the French??

Of course, I don't care who captures him; I don't care if they stage a lousy photo-op of Bush in fatigues carrying bin Laden in a net over his shoulder, if that's what we have to do to get this guy. But aside from that, I'd kind of completely love it if the French caught him. Because that would be hilarious. And because I clearly am a dirty traitor to my homeland.