Boy, I haven't seen the Onion in a while. Every now and then, they still have a good one.

Last week's Point-Counterpoint: The War On Terrorism:

Point (by serious looking dude in glasses): "Killing Wheelchair-Bound People With Missiles is Justifiable if They're Terrorists"

Counterpoint (by bicycle messenger-looking dude): "Killing Wheelchair-Bound People With Missiles is Awesome"