Thursday, May 20, 2004

I put the die in diet

I'm feeling sort of buzzy and dizzy and tingly, and I start to think: maybe I'm inspired or syphilitic, and then I realize that all I've eaten today is: a bagel, 3 donut holes, 1 donut, and a slice of chocolate cake. Washed down with 4 cups of coffee.

Internal organs, crying for mercy.


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