Speaking of awesome...

Quote of the Day
[During a discussion of visiting the Savitsky Museum in Asshole-of-the-Universe, Uzbekistan]

KRISTON: I am totally going to go to Uzbekistan and grow a beard and drive a dune buggy around the desert. They have dune buggies there.

SUSAN: It's so expensive to fly out there. You should try to get a research grant or something.

KRISTON: Research grant? What would my topic be? "The Effects of Dune Buggies on My Awesomeness"?