Equal Opportunity

Today, I have discovered that men are every bit as good as women when it comes to effectively keeping me out of a room. As mentioned last month, women simply have to announce that they are busy milking themselves, and would you mind coming back later?

Whereas men, if they desire a monopoly on the ladies bathroom, merely have to affix a sign to the outer door stating: "DO NOT ENTER. Old men working."

And enter I shall not.

ew.