New Olympic Party game!

I just invented it. It's called "Who's Going to the Gulag?" and the contestants are Russian Olympic gold medalists. So, whenever the Russkies win an event, keep a close eye on them during the medal ceremony, becaue the loser is the one who breaks the following commandment from Comrade Putin:

President Putin recently told his National Olympic Committee chief, Leonid Tyagachov, that he wants the Russian athletes to sing the national anthem without chewing gum or smiling stupidly

I would add to President Putin's directive with a further request. If it all possible, Russian athletes, while you are on the medal stand, please try to be Alexei Nemov, Russian gymnast hearththrob of 16-year-old SueandNotU's memory.