Public Service Announcement
Want to fly to Boston for under $60 one-way? To Chicago for $79? For all of you in the mid-Atlantic, New England, Midwest-ish regions: a brand-spanking new sketchy discount airline of our dreams. Hoorah!
Everybody in my office has already heard about this. So you probably have too. So you don't have to tell me. I know.
UPDATE THE SECOND:
I am so bored I would like to poke my eyeballs out with a stick.