Wednesday, September 22, 2004

It's a Wild World

I take back all the nasty, snide things I ever said about Tom Ridge and the Department of Homeland Security. After all, we live in perilous times, and these civil servants devote their lives to tireless vigilance, scanning our borders like the unblinking eye of Sauron. I scoffed at their devotion to duty, and ridiculed the petty bureaucracy designed to create a facade of security.

But no longer.

For my government has now saved us from Cat Stevens. FYI, Cat, you're being followed by something, but it ain't a moonshadow.


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