From Sea to Shining Black Sea
So. I feel that I owe it to my readers to continue providing the valuable public service of reminding everybody that no matter how bad you feel about our elections, things could be much worse.
A few weeks ago, for example, I pointed to the alleged poisoning of the opposition candidate in Ukraine. Yuschenko's face is bloated and pock-marked and he looks completely gross. Adding insult to injury, Putin came to Kyiv on the eve of the election and told the Ukrainian voters to vote for the "samiy simpatichniy" candidate which can mean the most appealing and likable, but has a colloquial meaning of good-looking or cute. Ha, ha, very funny Volodya! I'm sure his bloated face of death is cracking a pained smile!
Now, from the sunny Republic of Georgia, I see that the internationally un-recognized territory-ette of Abkhazia has utterly failed to successfully execute their illegal elections to the pointless post of President of a Non-Country, resulting in a civic uprising in which the opposition forces have stormed the illegitimate government's headquarters in an attempt to prevent the unelected non-leaders of this unstate from taking control away from the illegitimately elected non-leaders.
The problem here is clearly their complete ineptitude at effectively rigging the entire process so that, at the very least, the outcome of your farcical exercise in futility is clear.
Freedom is on the march!
A few weeks ago, for example, I pointed to the alleged poisoning of the opposition candidate in Ukraine. Yuschenko's face is bloated and pock-marked and he looks completely gross. Adding insult to injury, Putin came to Kyiv on the eve of the election and told the Ukrainian voters to vote for the "samiy simpatichniy" candidate which can mean the most appealing and likable, but has a colloquial meaning of good-looking or cute. Ha, ha, very funny Volodya! I'm sure his bloated face of death is cracking a pained smile!
Now, from the sunny Republic of Georgia, I see that the internationally un-recognized territory-ette of Abkhazia has utterly failed to successfully execute their illegal elections to the pointless post of President of a Non-Country, resulting in a civic uprising in which the opposition forces have stormed the illegitimate government's headquarters in an attempt to prevent the unelected non-leaders of this unstate from taking control away from the illegitimately elected non-leaders.
The problem here is clearly their complete ineptitude at effectively rigging the entire process so that, at the very least, the outcome of your farcical exercise in futility is clear.
Freedom is on the march!
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