Outrage del Dia

Just a word of wisdom to any states out there trending toward political homogeneity: whatever you do, make sure you don't support the democratic opposition with 90% of the vote. Because when your contender loses, the president will make you pay for his party...

...from your security budget. I guess Dick Cheney wasn't kidding: a vote for Kerry does make us more vulnerable to terrorist attacks...

[thanks to the Narcissists for the tip.]