Food Porn
Here's a photo-voyeur series for hungry eyes:
Part A: Kriston is a RED-BLOODED MEAT COOKING MAN
Parts II, III, and IV: I am a culinary GODDESS. Pecan pie? Si! Cinnamon Egg Bread from scratch? Oh yeah. Bread machine? I scoff at your bread machine! This baby came from yeast and flour and eggs and the proletarian sweat of my super matriarch-power hands!!!!
And, unrelated to food, I hope—what happens if you cruelly turn on the tap water on the bath and start calling for the dog:
Part A: Kriston is a RED-BLOODED MEAT COOKING MAN
Parts II, III, and IV: I am a culinary GODDESS. Pecan pie? Si! Cinnamon Egg Bread from scratch? Oh yeah. Bread machine? I scoff at your bread machine! This baby came from yeast and flour and eggs and the proletarian sweat of my super matriarch-power hands!!!!
And, unrelated to food, I hope—what happens if you cruelly turn on the tap water on the bath and start calling for the dog:
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