Internet, Internet on the Wall

Let it not be said that I let you down on your vain solipsistic needs. Always wondered if blonde would make you more "Grace Kelly" or "stripper"? Wonder what chopping it all off would do? Now you don't have to go to a skeezy mall kiosk to find out! All you need is something like a headshot of yourself and a boring job. My new toy.

In case you were wondering, the answer to the above questions for yours truly are:
1. Stripper
2. Make you a dead ringer for Liza

Raven hair and iron straight is the winning look for me. And no you can't see. I'm shy, internets!