You Cruise, You Lose

Ah, Tom Cruise's galactic meltdown almost makes me want to start going to Pub Quiz again, if only to hear the team names. Anyhoo, I knew from the following intro sentence that I was about to read some great stuff. And so I did.

Now officially dangerously insane Tom Cruise was on the Today Show this morning and what began as a typical media tongue kiss about War of the Worlds quickly ramped up into the greatest interview ever...

Enjoy!

UPDATE:
I see the gossip mavens at Unfogged beat me to it; complete with more juicy quotes!