Long Distance Defamation
Nearly forgot an important public service announcement.
While on my short sojourn in DC, our dear Tom got himself into a bit of trouble with the locals. For the crime of suggesting, at the barbecue no less, that Kriston ought to defecate upon the memory of his ancestors by no longer smoking a good brisket, but instead substituting some cut of meat called Boston Butt, Tom has been duly dubbed with the nickname Boston Buns. Please adjust your interactions with him accordingly.
(Seriously, Tommy, if you had just called it pork shoulder to begin with, we would have all agreed that that sounded tasty. Buns.)
While on my short sojourn in DC, our dear Tom got himself into a bit of trouble with the locals. For the crime of suggesting, at the barbecue no less, that Kriston ought to defecate upon the memory of his ancestors by no longer smoking a good brisket, but instead substituting some cut of meat called Boston Butt, Tom has been duly dubbed with the nickname Boston Buns. Please adjust your interactions with him accordingly.
(Seriously, Tommy, if you had just called it pork shoulder to begin with, we would have all agreed that that sounded tasty. Buns.)
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