Natural Gas

I think the only thing worse than being trapped in an airplane seat for 8 hours with a spatially gifted seatmate who regularly lets fly the most vile farts throughout the night would be having a small child puke on you while you sleep during a flight. This actually happened, according to a former seatmate of mine.

(This is, dear readers, my little way of saying that I'm in Amsterdam airport, on my way back to Tbilisi, souvenier cup from the Heinken Brewery tour firmly in hand. Posting to resume shortly!)