How to Win Friends and Influence People

Just a little insider tip your university's career services department doesn't want you to know:

Should you find yourself, one day, having a meeting with the head of (let's say) a rather important international agency, you should avoid saying, within the first five minutes of making the gentleman's acquaintance: "You look like a Klansman!"

(even if he is showing you a photo where he's modeling the latest in Hazmat gear for some presentation or other.)