Tuesday, August 15, 2006

But the Tex-Mex is Really Top-notch

Being in Texas is sort of like being in a foreign country.

A foreign country where, at your local dive bar/pool hall, the band in the corner tucks into a rendition of the National Anthem.

A foreign country where big-necked Bubbas, upon hearing the Anthem through the din of bar noise and smacking billiards, will turn to your friend who is (oblivious to the music) scouting a tricky bank shot, and say to him:

"Boy, that's the National Anthem playin'. You better turn aroun' and put yer hand on yer heart or I have ev'ry right to go git my gun and shoot you in the head."


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