Good Morning, or should I say, Buenos Dias
Colbert, last night:
Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world. A world where the constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags! Where tax-and-spend democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants!