Scaredy Katze

If there is something scarier than being in a bathroom with the lights off, blindly pawing for the door handle, and catching a glimpse of your reflection moving in the mirror (without realizing there is a mirror there), I'd like to know what it is.

Related: I used to think blitzkrieg was the most deliciously chilling word, but it's overused. Now I think it's wehrmacht. Today I read some phrase like "when the Soviet Union broke the back of the German Wehrmacht," and I swear I got a shiver.

If I ever meet a German moving about in a dark bathroom, I am going to lose my shit.